A Tale of the Queen and the Turk

London is abuzz with bunting and fanfare. We did a great double decker tour and saw the sights from the best seats in town. The Mall had campers early and every newscaster in the world. We were photographed over 300 times today. Thanks to the power of CCTV. Afternoon Tea for Two at Fortnum and Mason but couldn't find a teaspoon anywhere. Back to the streets and when our legs gave out we hired a Turk with a pedicab to protect our pedicures. The only royalty we spotted today was Priscilla-Queen of the Desert! The Hotel Goring has more security surrounding it than the White House. Thought we spotted Will in his helicopter but it was just Budgy from Fergie's books. Thought we saw the not future queen, Camilla, entering Clarence Hiuse but was told it was the charwoman. Found new outfits for the wedding at a total cost of 4 and a half pounds. Can't wait for the morning. Good night and God bless us all!