THE BRITISH ARE COMING

Paul Revere isn't riding down the lane but my tweets and blog indicate that the British are coming...not by land and not be sea but via social media.  It seems that the Brits are amazed at the overwhelming interest we Americans have in the Royal Wedding (I wonder if the Brits call us Americans by another name?)  They appear amused at our overwhelming interest in the the magic of the marriage to be.  Could it be that the last generation of matrimonial royalty have cast a pall over the English translation? 

We don't have royalty in the colonies and we seem to be sorely lacking on national idols so what could be better than a Royal Wedding?  Bieber Fever is great but doesn't appeal to the masses.    Especially at a time like this,  the promise of pomp and the notion of romance, allow everyone to focus on the frivolous instead of nagging about the negative.  It gives us the opportunity to regale in the regal.  Most of us don't know the difference between a dame and a damsel but we do know a classy lassie when we see one.  And the notion of Prince Charming is charming well beyond our storybook years. 

So bring it on Brits!  Show us your best hats and remind us of our royal roots. And, although we won the Revolution you win this one! 

Float like a butterfly

The only monarchs we have in the United States is our beautiful butterflies. It's interesting to watch Geoffrey Rush and Colin Firth with the transplanted Piers Morgan touching on the subject tonight. And just like the butterfly they simply alight around the topic but don't seem to get to the heart of the matter.

My American friends are in awe of the monarchy. We learned about kings and queens long before we started on the Revolutionary War. And what little girl hasn't been referred to as Princess. It might be more politically correct your daughter by Sasha; while we still long to be Queen for a Day we certainly would prefer to be dressed as Michelle.

Helena Bonham Carter actually met the Queen Mum as did Piers. We hope she wasn't dressed as the Queen of Hearts - that role will always belong to Princess Di. I like his description of her never explaining and never complaining. I guess when you are the Queen you rely on others to bide by your wishes.

And for those of us fond of the royalty we are certainly glad that their lifespan is much longer than that of the insect variety. Great interview with our new "king" of interviews with Piers Morgan.

The Magic Kingdom

"I'm going to Disney World!'  Yes, it's a tradition for the winning Superbowl quarterback and definitively American.  The magic kingdom awaits with its promise of fun and food and the funny little guy with big ears - Mickey Mouse, not Prince Charles.


Not being a Disney die-hard, my magic kingdom also awaits.  And, according to early press predictions, the queue might be a little longer in London for those wanting to catch a glimpse of a modern-day Cinderella.  Figures of close to 1.5 - 2 million are being bandied about and one can only wonder where will all these people go.  Can you imagine waiting for Space Mountain in that line?


I can only imagine that there will be something magical about visiting a real Kingdom, complete with its castles and carriages.  And, my guess is that any royal firework display will certainly be greater than the one that crosses the Florida skies each evening.  Uncle Walt no longer reigns supreme and the American kingdom is a commercial approach designed to capture the imagination that is part of London's living legends.  


So let Aaron Rodgers go to Disney World.  I'm headed to London where a historian named Walter Bagehot wrote over 100 years ago about the royal monarchy:  "In its mystery is its life.  We must not let daylight in upon magic."

PAPER DOLLS FOR A PRINCESS

The royal couple will soon have their own paper dolls.  Yes, Amazon.com has this specialty set available early next week. Who doesn't remember those early years and safety scissors spent at the dining room table while cutting away? According to research, the first commercial paper dolls were created in London in 1810.  One of the most sought after paper doll collection are those of Queen Victoria which were created in mid-1800's.  

How refreshing to see a simpler life.  And the creator of these paper dolls is evidently a career paper doll producer since his collection includes a 20 plus year history available at that great American marketplace  http://www.amazon.com/William-Kate-Paper-Dolls-Commemorate/dp/0486483789%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJ55PMGYR2QUHVXRA%26tag%3Dgaswarehouse-21%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0486483789

In a world filled with technology and wizardry it is refreshing to see a simple two-dimension memento.  Can't wait to try and cut the feathers on the hat and hope the set qualifies for free super-saver shipping!

Who do you want at your wedding - Fergie or I?

As we await news of the official invite list, now is the time to really think who would you want at your wedding - Fergie or I?  Sure I am an unknown and do not have a royal title to announce at the reception, but really people inviting Sarah Ferguson to the Royal Wedding is like inviting Sarah Palin to a tea party - the one with china cups not guns!  There's no telling what might happen.  It could be that Fergie is already having her chapeau designed complete with a James Bond camera and microphone ready to sell to the highest bidder. Rumor has it that Oprah Winfrey is stalling the release of Fergie's new show  "Finding Sarah" on the Oxygen network calling it too boring.  All it would take is one royal reception to turn that show around and raise the ratings through the roof!

Although Fergi has made her apologies let's face it, a financially burdened woman who has access to the Royals might just not be the best invitee.  And although I haven't heard if there is an open bar at the party, my instincts tell me that Fergie enjoys a gin or two.  Just close your eyes and imagine P Diddy at the mike and Fergie on the dance floor.  It's not a pretty visualization.  Yes, I have enjoyed myself at many a social function but not at the expense of those around me; my singular goal has always been to insure that everyone had a good time,.

So move aside Fergie and make room for the rest of us!

The Tale of the Titular Title - A Noble Gift

With the royal wedding rapidly approaching and reviewing the deep desire to be invited to the wedding festivities, it is time for me to seriously consider my standing.  Although Mrs. may confer a modicum of respect from my sons' friends and my age causes some to question "Will you be using your senior discount, MA'AM" I have to ponder what a true title might bring my way.


Much to my amazement, I have found that royalty is just $197 away!  Yes, you heard me right.  There actually exists a website that sells royal titles:  http://www.regaltitles.com/

 I can easily become a Lady, a Baroness, a Duchess or a Dame (I think Dame sounds quite old - don't you).  And, being the lucky lady (without a capitol L) that I am, if I order today there are FREE bonuses including (a) An Essential Guide to Business Etiquette and (b) Personalized Coat-of-Arms for My Family name.  


Hmmm.   The purchase of the title is said to guarantee a long laundry list,  including:

• Discounts in the consumer world (Big Gulp at 7-11?)
• Prestige in the Financial World (Free ATM fees?)
• A Boost to your Personal Confidence (Like I need that?)
• Opened Doors in Your Career (Leading to the exit?)

My realistic goals would be 

•  to get my seat assignment from Virgin Air - can't access via their web site and not getting a response from SIR Richard  
•  after getting seat assignment, get upgraded to first class 
•  get free hotel upgrade in London and complimentary afternoon tea.  

Methinks I shall save my pennies and pounds for the airplane headset, pillow and blanket!  After all beggars can be baronesses (or can't they?)

KATE SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH THE KING - ELVIS

According to several posts I have seen, today is Kate's birthday and it is also the birthday of American royalty, Elvis Presley.  Let's see what they both have in common (without the use of 104,000 astrological charts readily available on the internet):

• They were both born to commoners
• They were from small villages
• Both are the oldest child (Elvis the only)
• Their mothers both chew(ed) gum in public
• They both live or will live in the most visited private homes in their countries
• They double-dated with cousins 
• They are both fashion icons
• They both dated their spouses for 7 years prior to engagement
• They both became engaged shortly before Christmas
• Kate will be married on April 29th; Elvis and Priscilla married on May 1
• They both shake their booties

The more things change, the more they remain the same.