I Spy Myself

This evening has been the first time since my return from London that I have had a chance to watch the recording of the wedding and what to my eyes should amazingly appear - yes, we made national telly.  My sons recorded the wedding on MSNBC and in the first half hour of watching I spied me and Mary.  For any of my friends or followers who recorded it we are on it when the London time is listed at 8:48 a.m. 

Now I only have to watch 10 MORE HOURS to see if we appear again.  The wedding trip that just won't end!  

Reality vs Royalty

The wedding is over and bags unpacked so it's back to reality for this blogger. The past 5 months of planning really paid off and the trip to London was fantastic. Some of the most surprising things I learned: The Brits do have a sense of humor, the crowds were very well behaved, it doesn't always rain in London, mushy peas taste great, the English are healthy eaters, Heathrow airport is really outdated, double deckers are fun, the exchange rate sucks, there's nothing like a royal wedding to put a town in a party mood but most of all-home is where I belong!

Princess Diaries

Dear diary

Today was incredible. I woke early and was so excited because it was the wedding day. Although I had been planning this occasion for months it was hard to believe the day was finally here. After a long bath I took extra care getting ready. I already had planned on my outfit but was still anxious that I would look alright. My ride was right on time and as we were headed out I couldn't believe the crowds. Everyone said there would be throngs but nothing can prepare you for the sheer joy of it all. My driver was quite adept at managing his way through the streets. I don't know if it was because of my smile or the royal flags but everyone was taking hundreds of pictures as we wound our way toward the Abbey. One journalist even tried to hitch a ride with us. Cheeky lass! My smile never faded and the skies never shed a drop! Will was so handsome and Harry was on his best behavior. The ride to the Palace was probably one of my favorite moments. And the kiss!

Many people don't believe that dreams can come true and many don't see all the goodness and love that surrounds them. Today my dream came true in being just a small part of this big world. Anyone can be a queen for a day if you just believe.

Good night and God bless us all!

Lady Cynthia

A Tale of the Queen and the Turk

London is abuzz with bunting and fanfare. We did a great double decker tour and saw the sights from the best seats in town. The Mall had campers early and every newscaster in the world. We were photographed over 300 times today. Thanks to the power of CCTV. Afternoon Tea for Two at Fortnum and Mason but couldn't find a teaspoon anywhere. Back to the streets and when our legs gave out we hired a Turk with a pedicab to protect our pedicures. The only royalty we spotted today was Priscilla-Queen of the Desert! The Hotel Goring has more security surrounding it than the White House. Thought we spotted Will in his helicopter but it was just Budgy from Fergie's books. Thought we saw the not future queen, Camilla, entering Clarence Hiuse but was told it was the charwoman. Found new outfits for the wedding at a total cost of 4 and a half pounds. Can't wait for the morning. Good night and God bless us all!

Double Decker Day

Today is tour day and we are headed to Picadilly to board a double decker for the grand tour. Quite chilly here and no sunshine out yet. I haven't seen any chimney sweeps but think I saw the Bird Lady last evening in the park. Going to grape a cup of tea and head out. Wish us luck!

London is Loverly

We have arrived. First impressions: Heathrow Airport is not ready for Olympics. Expess is great way to get into town. Jet lag is hell. British have better sense of humor than I thought. Mary is a great traveling companion. Exchange rate not so good. This is easy town to walk around providing you know which way to look for cars. Coventry Garden has lots of pigeons. Hard to find Pepsi with crushed ice. Will let you know more later. On our way to afternoon matins at St Paul Cathedral. Going to light candle for Diana.

Wellies for the Wedding?

Rain, rain go away - come again another day!  It appears that the latest forecast is overcast and the royal couple may be showered with more than love on their wedding day.  For those who want the real deal here is the UK weather report:   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/royal-wedding/8472240/Royal-wedding-heavy-rain-forecast-for-big-day.html.

Here in the United States we have the ever so fashionable poncho for major outings but I don't think it will lend much ambience to my fascinator.  And, unfortunately my wellies would definitely take me over the luggage weight limit.  What's a girl to do?

But as my hubby reminded one of his favorite movie lines from "Dumb and Dumber" if there is a one in a million chance, then there's still a chance.  So here's hoping for sunny skies.

A Rose By Any Other Name - The Royal Name Game

Have you ever noticed how royal names have a certain cache?  Perhaps it harkens back to Shakespearean times when the British language became the second romantic language.  Well, fear not my common friends as we play the royal name game.

It's simple.  Start with either Lord or Lady.  Then add the first name of one of your grandparents (or great-grandparents) then the name of one of your pets doubled with the first street name you lived on.  If I play strictly by the rules I would be Lady Carmel Jigsy of Detroit.  However, I prefer the other alternative 

Pip, pip and cheerio

Lady Elizabeth Rudolph of Wessex

Phishing for Fun

Many of my loyal readers know that I am London bound this week in honor of the Royal Wedding.  My preparations have been intense (I have even cleaned the frig and washed the clothes).  Trying to review all contingencies is one of my strong suits or obessions (according to the family).


So now I wonder what would happen if I was mugged in London and tried to get my friends to wire me funds!   Oh no, would they think it was a scam and ignore.  Early on in my Facebook years, someone did manage to hack my account and send out a desperate plea to my 500 plus bestest buddies!  And guess how many of them were concerned.  ONE!  That's right only one person called to determine if I was in need.  Thank you Leroy Houser.  


Such is my concern that I have decided to take precautions ahead of time.  Let's just go ahead and assume that I will need some extra pounds on my trip abroad.  Go ahead and drop me some cash in the mailbox and that way I won't have to worry anyone while I am away.  If each of my 1000 plus friends sent a dollar or two then I am certain I could pay my ransom and share a brew with my kidnappers.  It pays to be prepared!  Or rather, please pay me to be prepared.  


Pip, pip and cheerio.

The Sound of Music

One small report caught my eye - that the bells of Westminster Abbey will be ringing for 3 hours after the ceremony.   While I think that heralding the joy of the royal nuptials is a grand thing I am starting to wonder if 3 hours is a wee bit too long.  When my neighbors car alarm goes off for more than 2 minutes I start to develop a nervous twitch....3 hours of cling clang could make anyone a little cuckoo. This is about 5000 peals - the last time the bells rung for that long was on the Queen and Prince Philip's 60th Wedding Anniversary in 2007.  

The sound of music will be sweet and I look forward to hearing the peals of joy resound over London town.  http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/23/us-britain-wedding-bells-idUSTRE73M1K020110423

Kate Gets a New Coat

The Keeper of the Garter (or some Mr. Fancy Pants with a title like that) has announced that Catherine (aka Waity Katie) has a new Coat of Arms.  Jeez, when we get married here in the States all we get is a new driver's license!

This coat of arms was commissioned by her dad and the 3 acorns represent the 3 Middleton children.  The most interesting aspect of this is that her Coat of Arms is only good for 10 more days.  When she marries Will, her Coat of Arms is merged with his.  So then we will have 2 lions with 3 nuts!  Hmmm.

A Gnome by Any Other Name

Aren't these gnomes just the cutest thing?  Although they don't bear a strong resemblance to Will and Kate, they are certainly a souvenir worth pursuing.  Who wouldn't want these wonderful woodland creatures protecting your garden?

These garden gnomes were created especially for the Royal Wedding by B&Q for the festivities.  My guess is that they are B&Q is similar to a Lowes or Home Depot store.  Since their website currently lists these gnomes as being out of stock I guess I won't have to worry about spending one of my London afternoons hunting them down.  But, if B&Q wants me to promote them on this side of the pond, they can always deliver them to me.  I just hope the bride's flowers won't fade in our southern sun. 

A recent check of Amazon.com list over 4500 royal wedding souvenirs - but no gnomes! Oh well looks like those tea towels and royal condoms are still at the tops of the list. 

Pip, pip and all that. 

I am a virgin VIRGIN!

One of the most exciting things about my upcoming Royal Wedding trip is the fact that I will be flying Virgin Atlantic to London!  My frequent flyer friends tell me that this is the only way to go and I am looking forward to 7 plus hours of blue skies and bliss.

Reading the web-site description makes flying sound like fun.  I can't choose between 20 movies at home and I certainly don't control my own remote.  And although my car's GPS finds a way to get me where I am going, it certainly does list my air speed nor does it have a radar control (as I unfortunately found out on a recent highway excursion).

My real hope was to score a guest pass for the "Club Room" in Dulles as well as Heathrow.  The glowing accounts of the Londson establishment makes my 4 star hotel sound dull.  A salon, hut tub, shoe polish, made-to-order sandwiches, massage and much more!  

Of course, flying first class is always an option -  if you don't have kids to put through college.  Or should I call it Upper Class.   I can't imagine being able to pay the toll for that although those seats/beds do look rather comfy.  Free peanuts and pretzels may be my best best - which is more than I got the first time I lost my virginity!  

Dirty Dancing in the Aisles

T-Mobile has got all the moves for the Royal Wedding.  Their recently released video features a great take off on the Royal Wedding party entrance.  From Camilla's bump to dashing Harry's gymnastics, they have got it going on!  Visit You Tube to see for yourself.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug

With over 4 million viewers already watching the entrance at the "house of love"  this could actually surpass the number of actual wedding viewers by the time the day rolls around in just under 2 weeks now. 

Let's just hope that Kate and Will have as much fun as their look-alikes.  And, by the way, I now understand the whole Charles and Camilla thing! 

Sunny Skies are Coming Your Way

As I begin the final 2 week countdown for the Royal Wedding, my eyes turn to heaven as I wonder will it be a wet and wild weekend.  My research has directed me to Piers Corbyn, an imminent British meteorologist who says that the sun will be shining and the wedding weather is going to be "good to perfect." 

Standing on the Sidelines - Pearls and Pumps

With less than 25 days to go and no Royal Wedding invite in the mail I am becoming more resigned to the fact that I might be watching from the sidewalk along with close to 1 million or so new friends.   This brings up a serious Fashion Question:  What to Wear?

From all reports, London weather is questionable for the nuptials so it must be all-weather and I don't think a new Burberry coat is in the travel budget.  Pants would definitely be out and I can't recall wearing pantyhose since my own wedding day 28 years ago.  It's still early in the season to be showing my winter white legs and tanning may cause cancer so this is really becoming a major issue.  And let's not forget the headgear which is probably one of the most important elements - what is it rains and my feathers drip!  Shoes - oh no!  Another dilemna - my idea of a high heel is elevated Crocs! Now I am beginning to understand why the Queen has not been awarded any Best Dressed Awards.  Hmmm...wonder what size shoe she wears?

Probably one of the best things about being there is no one will really know unless I am plucked from the crowd to join the luncheon at Buck House.  At which point, pearls and pumps will have a go of it!

The Royals are a close-KNIT family

Just when you thought you had seen it all there is more.  Yes, you can knit the Royal Wedding party, complete with the Queen's corgis and the Archbishop as well.  And the pearls are purls; click here to see the video (and if you don't trust me you can always visit http://www.amazon.com/)

 Knit the Royal Wedding

I have never mastered the knitting needles but it does look quite fun.  The book is written by Fiona Goble so it must be another British masterpiece.  And it is even available in the Kindle edition from Amazon.  Once again, an amazing feat to capture the wedding that will have us all in stitches before it is over!

Saturday Night Knight was Not Nice

Sir Elton John may need to re-think his Royal Invite after his rousing and rowdy take on the Royal Family this past weekend on Saturday Night Live.  His spoof on the Queen and Prince Philip was no-holds barred and included some rather "common" language.  One has to wonder whether his skit was designed for shock value or whether it accurately reflected his take on the royalty.

With such honored ties to the realm, Sir Elton certainly did not look like the same man that opened the 2007 Concert for Diana hosted by the Princes.  And, if the Palace decides to revoke the invite I am still waiting in the wings like a Candle Blowing in the Wind. 

Lego My Wedding

The Royal Wedding was unveiled at Legoland in the United Kingdom today.  Kate looks pretty in plastic but Prince William's medals don't quite take the shine.  The vista is complete with Buckingham Palace and royalty sporting some feathery fascinators.  One display goes so far as to feature the much-anticipated royal kiss.  And, what British media event would be complete without Elton John not to mention a very preggo Lego Victoria Beckham (minus the heels!).  And people say that the Brits don't have a sense of humor.  Mini me matrimony at its best!  Let's hope it doesn't rain on their parade.

Kate Can Have Her Cake and Eat it Too!

Just like Marie Antoinette, the new royalty can have her cake and eat it too.  Today Baskins- Robbins announced the Royal Wedding ice cream cake.  Covered in 30 white and blue roses (I wonder if they know Kate's color scheme) this chocolate mousse ice cream cake is sure to tickle some taste buds.

According to the Windsor Knot (http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/03/29/6369371-baskin-robbins-reveals-royal-wedding-ice-cream-cake) the flowers were inspired by the Cotswold gardens (blue roses - really?)  and will sell for $14.99. 

So, after you finish off you Royal Dunkin Donuts have a slice of cake and a cuppa tea! 

ROYAL MADNESS AND A MAGICAL MARCH

When my boys asked me why in the world would I want to fly across the ocean and join a throng of thousands (or millions) just to get a chance to be a part of the Royal Wedding I tried to equate it to something they could understand; I said, it's like Dad going to the NCAA regional tournament each year.  It's something to see and a be a part of - it is history in the making.  They didn't get it at that time but being part of something much larger than yourself is truly coming alive for all of us in Richmond Virginia as our hometown college and my alma mater, Virginia Commonwealth University is on the road to the Final Four.

The closest thing to royalty in the United States right now is a basketball coach by the name of Shaka Smart.   Shaka is just 33 years old and is in his first major coaching position.  An intelligent and strategic coach, he is inspiring these Ram players to live the dream.  Having made it through a grueling 5 tournament games (a new record in NCAA) to reach the Final Four, the Rams are now poised to truly shine in the moment.
 
And just like Kate Middleton, he and the team are living the stuff that fairy tales are made of today.  VCU has advanced to the Final Four of NCAA basketball.  This from a team who lost 11 home games and was the butt of many jokes just 2 weeks ago when they were selected for the tournament.

Magic does happen every day and we should all grab a piece of it wherever we can!

Dinner is Wrapped

Every time I take a trip to a new locale, one of my first endeavors is to explore the local gourmet.  This has not always been the most delightful experiences as any visitor to Mexico can surely attest.  I have yet to read any travel article on England that explores the local fare.  My limited gastronomical knowledge of the United Kingdom is solely limited to two items:  Fish and Chips.  And, even those do not come highly recommended.


In conversations with those who visit the United Kingdom on a frequent basis there has yet to be a single recommendation such as "Oh, you must try the ______________at _____________Restaurant.  It is to die for."  Even the books that adorn my bedside table speak of fabulous Indian curry or Ethopian stew but there is very limited references to the a bountiful brunch in the garden or the fabulous dinner by the seaside.  


British imports include tea, cars and Burberry abounds - I guess I'll just have to explore the wonders of the Isles one chip at a time.  And, if Gordon Ramsay happens to see this I'll be happy to 
chow down with you as long as you don't use your potty mouth!

Put a Ring on It

Yes, I am now the proud owner of my very own "Royal Heirloom Ring".  Thanks to my friend Irene, who felt that this exquisite piece of jewelry was a bare necessity for my voyage to the Royal Wedding.  The accompanying "Certificate of Authenticity and Assurance" is quite impressive and it is even signed by Michael C. Travis of the Sterlington Collections.  Who the hell is he anyway?

The certificate states that the center stone is a "faux Ceylon Sapphire" (is that some special type of sapphire?) and surrounded by 14 flawless diamond-x4 hand cut CZ (starting to sound too good to be true to me).  Because Irene had to wait so long for this special order, my ring has been upgraded to a finished sterling silver plate - I think the original version was unfinished.

And although my ring wasn't presented in the Kenyan wilderness and never adorned Di's hand, it will forever hold a special place in my heart.  Because, after all, it does make me feel like a Princess!

There is an APP for That

Having recently experienced some "blog fog" on the Royal Wedding, I turned to iTunes for inspiration (that and a good dose of YouTube are always great distractions).  As of today, there are 20 apps for free and purchase related to the Royal Wedding.  Since we have 38 days to go, I am anxious to see if the number does increase.

I downloaded all the free apps and while not totally inspired I have been momentarily entertained.  The "Create Shake Wedding Dress Design" is probably one of the most entertaining; a word to the wise - turn the sound down - the music sounds like something from a bad porn movie (I must say I don't think there is any such thing as a good porn movie but being the mother of 4 lads those tunes are somewhat familiar).

It's quite another tune on the "Royal Wedding" app by Neonplay.  The music is quite liturgical and the information is concise.  However, I really am starting to get tired of seeing Kate in that same blue dress!!  Can't we get some new "official" photos people?

My favorite has to be the "Hello Magazine" app.  It has a little more sizzle and the photos do seem to pop - however, there is no musical accompaniment to entertain while perusing the photos.

My real hope was to see an app for the royal wedding route.  Guess I will have to rely on good old Google to fill that gap until someone latches on to my idea and creates the app.

See you on the sidewalk in 38 days!

Dunkin Donuts vs. Crumpets for Tea

Will you soon be eating a Royal Wedding Donut with your afternoon tea?  This heart-shaped confection will be filled with jelly and topped with vanilla icing and a chocolate drizzel and is coming to Dunkin Donuts from April 24-29.  And although Will and Kate might be experiencing their own form of bliss, this tasty treat will certainly get the American television viewers extra incentive to wake up and watch the early morning version of the Royal Wedding.

One of the most interesting aspects of this marketing endeavor is that although Dunkin' Donuts has a Londoner for its CEO, Nigel Travis, it appears that there are no Dunkin' Donuts in the United Kingdom!  No wonder the Brits like their tea and crumpets.  If you haven't experienced a hot cup of coffee and a big fat bite of a Dunkin', you don't know what your missing.  It appears that Dunkin Donuts empire might be farther reaching than that of the British empire - United States, Qatar, Honduras, Bulgaria and India to name just a few of the 31 countries that know a good cup of coffee when they taste it. 

Personally, this American plans to enjoy a cuppa tea at Fortnum & Mason (and a crumpet or two) but it is good to know that the masses will can sink their teeth into a sweet treat.





Royal Wedding Crasher: ROYAL WEDDING TEA

Royal Wedding Crasher: ROYAL WEDDING TEA: "Springtime arrived in Virginia today and the southern belles gathered to toast the great British tradition of high tea. And while ..."

ROYAL WEDDING TEA

Springtime arrived in Virginia today and the southern belles gathered to toast the great British tradition of high tea.  And while sweet potato biscuits were not on the menu, we did sneak in some new favorites including cheddar and dill scones, cucumber tea sandwiches along with smoked salmon and much more.  The "ladies-in-waiting" seemed to prefer Sneaky Pete's (made with the universal alcohol of vodka) to the Earl Grey tea with a lump.


Visit our Facebook Fan Page (Royal Wedding Crasher) to view the complete photo album.  Here you will see the gorgeous hats designed by the guests and being donated to St. Francis Home here in Richmond.  It is our hope that the chapeau's will grace graying hair on the morn of the Royal Wedding.  And, much to our surprise Will and Kate were available for photo opps with all the guests.  You will see that one of our friends even arrived with her British teeth in place.  And, it wasn't surprising that only 2 grand dames donned their gloves.  Some southern ladies never forget their manners.


It was a great day and everyone is excited about the upcoming nuptials for Will and Kate.  Perhaps more so than our friends across the pond.  Perhaps our Sweet Virginia Breeze will sail across the sea and put more romance to our British friends as the day grows closer.

Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?

Imagine my shock, when much to my chagrin, I should find Will and Kate in my bed tonight.  I knew that they were having a hard time deciding on their honeymoon and did not realize that they were considering my hometown.  

Yes, Midlothian Virginia is the site of the first commercial mines in the United States which harkens to Kate's ancestors and yes, we have the Edgar Allan Poe museum as well as lots of statues on Monument Avenue.  Who knew that Midlothian and Richmond would be a contender?  


All this time I have been focusing on my trip to London when I should be focusing on how I can help the royal pair choose a suitable locale for their trip to wedded bliss.  Meanwhile I hope that they change the sheets in the morn.

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

Paul Revere isn't riding down the lane but my tweets and blog indicate that the British are coming...not by land and not be sea but via social media.  It seems that the Brits are amazed at the overwhelming interest we Americans have in the Royal Wedding (I wonder if the Brits call us Americans by another name?)  They appear amused at our overwhelming interest in the the magic of the marriage to be.  Could it be that the last generation of matrimonial royalty have cast a pall over the English translation? 

We don't have royalty in the colonies and we seem to be sorely lacking on national idols so what could be better than a Royal Wedding?  Bieber Fever is great but doesn't appeal to the masses.    Especially at a time like this,  the promise of pomp and the notion of romance, allow everyone to focus on the frivolous instead of nagging about the negative.  It gives us the opportunity to regale in the regal.  Most of us don't know the difference between a dame and a damsel but we do know a classy lassie when we see one.  And the notion of Prince Charming is charming well beyond our storybook years. 

So bring it on Brits!  Show us your best hats and remind us of our royal roots. And, although we won the Revolution you win this one! 

I AM SAD I AM

I am sad

I am

So sad not to get an invite

It just seems wrong, not right

I do not want to stand on the side

I want to be able to see the bride

Kanye gets to go

But Michelle was a no

What about that Uncle Gary

Could be fun with him and Harry

Fergie I can understand

But Nick and Carla are banned

I am sad

I am

That Posh Spice will be there

And Chelsy Davy with her pretty hair

Nineteen hundred and I am not one

That is not nice, that is not fun!

Wouldn’t you like me in Buck House

I would be quiet as a mouse

Won’t you please rethink

And at least invite me for a drink

So please be ever so sweet

@royalcrasher the invite you can tweet.

I AM SAD I AM

I am sad

I am

So sad not to get an invite

It just seems wrong, not right

I do not want to stand on the side

I want to be able to see the bride

Kanye gets to go

But Michelle was a no

What about that Uncle Gary

Could be fun with him and Harry

Fergie I can understand

But Nick and Carla are banned

I am sad

I am

That Posh Spice will be there

And Chelsy Davy with her pretty hair

Nineteen hundred and I am not one

That is not nice, that is not fun!

Wouldn’t you like me in Buck House

I would be quiet as a mouse

Won’t you please rethink

And at least invite me for a drink

So please be ever so sweet

@royalcrasher the invite you can tweet.

Float like a butterfly

The only monarchs we have in the United States is our beautiful butterflies. It's interesting to watch Geoffrey Rush and Colin Firth with the transplanted Piers Morgan touching on the subject tonight. And just like the butterfly they simply alight around the topic but don't seem to get to the heart of the matter.

My American friends are in awe of the monarchy. We learned about kings and queens long before we started on the Revolutionary War. And what little girl hasn't been referred to as Princess. It might be more politically correct your daughter by Sasha; while we still long to be Queen for a Day we certainly would prefer to be dressed as Michelle.

Helena Bonham Carter actually met the Queen Mum as did Piers. We hope she wasn't dressed as the Queen of Hearts - that role will always belong to Princess Di. I like his description of her never explaining and never complaining. I guess when you are the Queen you rely on others to bide by your wishes.

And for those of us fond of the royalty we are certainly glad that their lifespan is much longer than that of the insect variety. Great interview with our new "king" of interviews with Piers Morgan.

Rub a Pub Pub - Do The Brits Do It Better?

There are several things that I think the British might do better than us in the USA.  The weekends always are a wind down time and here in the Village of Midlothian, Va, USA you might find a group of friends gathering around a bar for a couple of rounds. 

Our rounds might consist of a Cosmopolitan or Fireflies instead of a pint of bitters.  It's actually amazing that the Cosmopolitan has lasted so long as the staple of the woman's menu it is actually becoming "old fashion-ed".  And our bars' names certainly lack imagination:  Caddy's, Bailey's, Sports Page, Wild Ginger, Mediterrano and the like. 

Now, let's take a look at a couple of the names that I might have the chance to frequent on my upcoming trip - The Old Queen's Head, Tiger Tiger, Anchor and Hope, The Cow, The Dog and Duck, just to name a few of the 4500 pubs in London!!!!  Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese sounds like my kind of spot - after all, Charles Dickens had a pint there and so might I! 

Cheers and cheerio!

Gaga over Gaga - American Royalty

While many of our friends across the sea might be gaga over Hollywood, my starry eyes only have visions of London. America's closest brush with Royalty has to be the entertainment industry and tonight is a "red carpet" night with the Grammy's.  While our stars flaunt their wardrobes, which either lack total imagination or defy all imagination there is something refreshing about the sedate and secretive rush of royalty.

Would you rather see your idea of royalty arrive in a placenta egg or a glass carriage?  Do you want to talk to your stars about how they keep the girls in or talk to your prince about how to keep the girls out?  Would you rather watch E or the BBC?  Don't get me wrong but Justin Beiber doesn't cause my heart to skip a beat like Prince Harry can. 

Yes, our American royalty might entertain but the English do a much better job at keeping mum and their is magic in their mystery.

The Magic Kingdom

"I'm going to Disney World!'  Yes, it's a tradition for the winning Superbowl quarterback and definitively American.  The magic kingdom awaits with its promise of fun and food and the funny little guy with big ears - Mickey Mouse, not Prince Charles.


Not being a Disney die-hard, my magic kingdom also awaits.  And, according to early press predictions, the queue might be a little longer in London for those wanting to catch a glimpse of a modern-day Cinderella.  Figures of close to 1.5 - 2 million are being bandied about and one can only wonder where will all these people go.  Can you imagine waiting for Space Mountain in that line?


I can only imagine that there will be something magical about visiting a real Kingdom, complete with its castles and carriages.  And, my guess is that any royal firework display will certainly be greater than the one that crosses the Florida skies each evening.  Uncle Walt no longer reigns supreme and the American kingdom is a commercial approach designed to capture the imagination that is part of London's living legends.  


So let Aaron Rodgers go to Disney World.  I'm headed to London where a historian named Walter Bagehot wrote over 100 years ago about the royal monarchy:  "In its mystery is its life.  We must not let daylight in upon magic."

In for a Penny - In for a Pound

As the plans for the trip across the pond begin to take shape, it has become more evident that I am venturing from my homeland into a land unknown; we are talking currency conversion here.  And although I just attempted to download an app for it on my iPad (but it was going to require reading the new "Terms and Conditions" which total 36 pages) I decided to forgo the research and blog ahead.


So, earlier this week I questioned 2 charges on my AmEx that were an integral part of my pre-planning.  Although it would be be a great story to say that my life-long dream has been to venture to England and that as the youngest of 23 children, abandoned at birth and scrambling my whole life to save my pennies for a trip to find my birth parents (a WWII vet and retired English nurse that met in the hospital as he was recovering from the Blitz) that would be what we Americans call bullsh***t (or Reality TV); the real story is that the morning the Royal Wedding date was announced I was playing on my iPad while watching the telly in the lounge and, on a lark, I booked a hotel room in London within minutes of the announcement.  It sounded like fun - a girls weekend (or hen party) not at the sea BUT across the sea.  Unfortunately, most of the roosters would not allow a hen party so Mary (more about her later)and I decided to forge ahead.  I know, what does all this have to do with currency conversion?  Patience please!


The Terms and Conditions for the hotel (4-5 star rated, depending on your resource) stated a one-night non-refundable deposit and no cancellation policy.  I could accept all those terms easily since I had not talked to my rooster at this point and, at the most, I would be out $215 or a lot of Pounds.  


The venture begin to take a life of its own - with Christmas and my birthday both in December the trip became a reality (along with Kayak alerts on a great fare for Virgin Atlantic) as my gifts all came with a British flair (anybody want to buy one of 16 copies of Fodor's London 2011 that I received?).  


What I didn't expect was the surprise that came with my AmEx bill with a bill for $1100 for the hotel.  I called AmEx and they would happily dispute the claim which I feared would result in me being booted from my room at the inn, which could now sell for quite a few more pounds than my original reservation.  Instead I opted to inquire at the hotel direct, via email.  Today, they responded "I would like to thank you for highlighting the MISLEADING detail in your confirmation; we have taken action to rectify this in order to avoid confusion."  They further confirmed that I have been charged for 744GBP for three night's room and tax.  Hmmmm....sounds like the only action taken was responding to my email; which in today's world is known as outstanding customer service.


I mean, doesn't the conversion rate fluctuate wildly?  At what rate on what date was my American Express charged?   (I bet those Terms and Conditions would be fun to read!)  Today $1100 = 681GBP.  


And, let's not even get started on the confusion for my tickets to Les Mis which were also on the same bill - two times!  


I guess there is a reason they call us "foreigners" but all those waiting for my arrival (and to date, no one has indicated that they are) please take heart, I plan to read those 36 pages of Terms and Conditions before I arrive and download the currency conversion App.  After all, I'm in for a penny or for a pound!


Cheerio.

IF THE GLOVE FITS...

Just when the weekend was fading away with no food for fodder or blah for blogging on the Royal Wedding, what to my wondering eyes should appear but news of a souvenir certain to be remembered - Royal Condoms!  What a crowning achievement in the marketing efforts of those seeking to capitalize on the pocketbooks of all those seeking a remembrance of the special occasion.  

The packaging (which evidently does not come for wearing instructions) does promise that it contains a "triumvirate of regal prophylactics", which are "lavishly lubed" and "regally ribbed".  I must check my dictionary because if a triumvirate is a 3 pack this could be a good buy.  As an American mom of 4 young men, this certainly promises to be quite promising as a royal remembrance; I don't think they were looking forward to tea towels and the china was going to prove cumbersome for the luggage.  And, as I have always told my boys "No Glove, No Love!"  


Pip, pip and cheerio!

PAPER DOLLS FOR A PRINCESS

The royal couple will soon have their own paper dolls.  Yes, Amazon.com has this specialty set available early next week. Who doesn't remember those early years and safety scissors spent at the dining room table while cutting away? According to research, the first commercial paper dolls were created in London in 1810.  One of the most sought after paper doll collection are those of Queen Victoria which were created in mid-1800's.  

How refreshing to see a simpler life.  And the creator of these paper dolls is evidently a career paper doll producer since his collection includes a 20 plus year history available at that great American marketplace  http://www.amazon.com/William-Kate-Paper-Dolls-Commemorate/dp/0486483789%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJ55PMGYR2QUHVXRA%26tag%3Dgaswarehouse-21%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0486483789

In a world filled with technology and wizardry it is refreshing to see a simple two-dimension memento.  Can't wait to try and cut the feathers on the hat and hope the set qualifies for free super-saver shipping!

U R NVITD

Several news agencies are reporting that the Palace has sent out faxes to dignitaries in lieu of Save The Date cards. Cripes!!! A simple text message would do and would be way cooler. And although I recognize we are in an economic crisis this isn't the regal way! Please explain to me why Prince Charles' eldest would want more trees felled for faxes. And consider the possibility of sending it to the wrong number. Heads might roll over this debacle. Open the Tower and prepare the rooms...I've got to go check my fax machine and make sure it's working!

Who do you want at your wedding - Fergie or I?

As we await news of the official invite list, now is the time to really think who would you want at your wedding - Fergie or I?  Sure I am an unknown and do not have a royal title to announce at the reception, but really people inviting Sarah Ferguson to the Royal Wedding is like inviting Sarah Palin to a tea party - the one with china cups not guns!  There's no telling what might happen.  It could be that Fergie is already having her chapeau designed complete with a James Bond camera and microphone ready to sell to the highest bidder. Rumor has it that Oprah Winfrey is stalling the release of Fergie's new show  "Finding Sarah" on the Oxygen network calling it too boring.  All it would take is one royal reception to turn that show around and raise the ratings through the roof!

Although Fergi has made her apologies let's face it, a financially burdened woman who has access to the Royals might just not be the best invitee.  And although I haven't heard if there is an open bar at the party, my instincts tell me that Fergie enjoys a gin or two.  Just close your eyes and imagine P Diddy at the mike and Fergie on the dance floor.  It's not a pretty visualization.  Yes, I have enjoyed myself at many a social function but not at the expense of those around me; my singular goal has always been to insure that everyone had a good time,.

So move aside Fergie and make room for the rest of us!

Color My Toes with "No More Waity Katie"

Oh my.  Beginning next month I can paint my toes in honor of Kate Middleton.  I must say that this must be a British kind of thing.  The cosmetic company, butter, is launching a new color "No More Waity, Katie" which is going to be "grayish-blue and glitter infused".  Hmmm.  I would think Gold might be a more appropriate hue for the latest Royal lady.  I wonder if this new polish has a shelf life of over 8 years since Kate has had to wait quite some time for her walk down the aisle.  More importantly, I wonder how long a pedicure would last on my feet as I am standing among the thousands in April?

Their web-site is quite hip and makes me wonder if I just might be able to be cool enough to have blue toes.  Certainly my fingernails won't be able to handle such a posh vibrancy - I'm afraid it might enhance my premature age spots.

This is becoming quite fun!  First a fascinator and now blue toes!

http://www.butterlondon.com/lacquers/grid

Fairy Tales Do Come True

As the Royal Wedding looms ever closer, several of my friends and family still can't believe that I'm going to London for the wedding.  Mind you, if they have assumed or any of my gentle readers have assumed, that I falsely believe that I would actually be invited to the event then you are sadly mistaken.  But one can always dream!

And dream I do!  Growing up as the only girl amongst 3 brothers and now the mother of 4 boys, I have always had my "inner princess" to keep my head in the clouds while fists and shouts go around.  After all, my first nickname was "Cindyrella" which was titled to me by my grandmother (whose nickname was Hobble Gobble - now that's another whole blog in and of itself).  As Cindyrella I would prance around with all the grace of a wicked stepsister; no ballet, modeling classes or acting lessons would ever propel me into the world of womanly wiles.  No, I would advance not be stepping on others but leaping and falling over them on my way to the top.  


Yes, dreams and hopes are a wonderful thing!  In my dreams I am a well-groomed lady with young gentlemen for sons who swoon and swoop at my every lady-like command, my husband is my charming prince ready to take care of all my whims and worries and my friends are my ladies-in-waiting who wait for no instructions on my care and needs.  And if dreams can not be the everyday reality, then the Royal Wedding festivities and fever offer us all a chance to not only dream but be a part of the reality.  


A fairy tale for few but a dream come true for everyone!

Chinese China for the English Royals????

Can someone please explain to me why a Chinese company has been selected to produce the royal china to be used at Will and Kate's wedding? 


 http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7925260-the-royal-wedding-between-william-and-kate-will-be-fine-china

I mean really!  Although Franciscan Desert Rose was the fine china in my youth, it doesn't take a lot of in-depth knowledge to know that the English have always been known for their fine bone china.  Such names as Aynsley, Wedgewood, Portmeiron are all familiar to this American woman.  It is hard to fathom that a company named Guangxi Sanhuan Group has the the same cache or English breeding!  Is this some act of political diplomacy - perhaps a British spy from SIS or MI5 (yes, I do read an occasional novel) is being released in exchange for the selection of a Chinese company?  Or could it be that it's all related to that whole Hong Kong thing that went on over 10 years ago.  (hmm, Hong Kong might be Japan - I always get this stuff confused!)


If you bloody Brits don't watch out, the next thing we will be hearing is that the wedding dress was made in  a foreign factory using child labor!  Or perhaps the carriage will be powered with a Japanese engine and be pulled by the Budweiser Clydesdale horses?  


Stop the madness now before it's too late!

The Tale of the Titular Title - A Noble Gift

With the royal wedding rapidly approaching and reviewing the deep desire to be invited to the wedding festivities, it is time for me to seriously consider my standing.  Although Mrs. may confer a modicum of respect from my sons' friends and my age causes some to question "Will you be using your senior discount, MA'AM" I have to ponder what a true title might bring my way.


Much to my amazement, I have found that royalty is just $197 away!  Yes, you heard me right.  There actually exists a website that sells royal titles:  http://www.regaltitles.com/

 I can easily become a Lady, a Baroness, a Duchess or a Dame (I think Dame sounds quite old - don't you).  And, being the lucky lady (without a capitol L) that I am, if I order today there are FREE bonuses including (a) An Essential Guide to Business Etiquette and (b) Personalized Coat-of-Arms for My Family name.  


Hmmm.   The purchase of the title is said to guarantee a long laundry list,  including:

• Discounts in the consumer world (Big Gulp at 7-11?)
• Prestige in the Financial World (Free ATM fees?)
• A Boost to your Personal Confidence (Like I need that?)
• Opened Doors in Your Career (Leading to the exit?)

My realistic goals would be 

•  to get my seat assignment from Virgin Air - can't access via their web site and not getting a response from SIR Richard  
•  after getting seat assignment, get upgraded to first class 
•  get free hotel upgrade in London and complimentary afternoon tea.  

Methinks I shall save my pennies and pounds for the airplane headset, pillow and blanket!  After all beggars can be baronesses (or can't they?)

A Royal Mating in the Commonwealth

Love and romance is in the air.  And the royal union of Prince Will and Kate isn't the only pairing to take place soon.  Take a trip to the Commonwealth of  Kentucky and you will know that the expectations of royal breeding is no more highly anticipated than in Versailles, Kentucky.  

Zenyatta, the Queen of all horses, is ready to meet her mate.  Like Kate, her days are spent primping and practicing on how to be a great brood mare.  She now resides at Lane's End Farm after her final and only defeat in the Breeder's Cup (19-1).  Zenyatta is the animal Dancing Queen and her pre-breeding primping includes manicured toes and lessons in male attraction. Like many women, now that is she assured all her dreams will come true her days are no longer comprised of long practice runs and she has gained an easy 100 pounds, broadening her rear rump.  Hope that Kate won't fall to that fate!

LINGO BINGO

My trip to London will be here in just over 100 days so it is time I start learning the lingo.  A friend has devised a game for me to play.  Want to play along?

Sorry that I don't know how to move the cursor but this can still be fun on a snowy day! 

KATE SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH THE KING - ELVIS

According to several posts I have seen, today is Kate's birthday and it is also the birthday of American royalty, Elvis Presley.  Let's see what they both have in common (without the use of 104,000 astrological charts readily available on the internet):

• They were both born to commoners
• They were from small villages
• Both are the oldest child (Elvis the only)
• Their mothers both chew(ed) gum in public
• They both live or will live in the most visited private homes in their countries
• They double-dated with cousins 
• They are both fashion icons
• They both dated their spouses for 7 years prior to engagement
• They both became engaged shortly before Christmas
• Kate will be married on April 29th; Elvis and Priscilla married on May 1
• They both shake their booties

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

OOMPA LOOMPA

Is it true?  Do Will and Kate plan to give away 10 GOLDEN TICKETS to the wedding?  How do I get on the list?  Are my odds better since I have read Willie Wonka about 100 times to my boys when they were growing up?  How about the fact that I can eat lots of chocolate bars?  Do I need to be an English citizen to get a ticket?  How long does it take to become an English citizen?  Does the fact that I want once "detained" for drinking in public mean that I won't pass the security clearnance?  So many questions and so little time - only 113 more days to go!

http://www.theroyalweddingwilliamkate.com/golden-ticket

The Mad Hatter is Fascinating!

It appears that the fashion trend for the Royal Wedding will include lots of fascinators. "A fascinator is a headpiece, a style of millinery.  The word originally referred to a fine, lacy head covering akin to a shawl and made from wool or lace."  The definition, from Wikipedia, could also describe what I had to wear to church through my formative Catholic years.  However, it would be appear that haute couture will soon be arriving to our shores.  


However, as we have seen from the Royal family (as well as our own American royals) the fascinator may appear more appropriate on a movie set than in a cathedral.  Certainly Princess Bea   
appears to have pollinated.  It's probably a good thing that Monarch butterflies normally have a life span of only 2 months in a garden with sufficient nectar.  I would hope that her fascinator has now migrated!

 My Christmas wish list did include a fascinator and my good friend, Cathy Dyer, surprised me with a Winter Wonderland fascinator to call my own:

Obviously I will need a Spring version for the Royal wedding...hint! hint!  Perhaps my friends could have a fascinating fascinator contest.  Since I am no longer allowed to use a hot glue gun I must rely on my more crafty friends for their creations.

My Royal Journey Begins

Each new year always brings new promises and resolutions.  And this year, 2011 is one in which I promise to have fun in a new way.  One of the most exciting events this year will be the Royal Wedding - Prince Will(s) and Kate Middleton.  And, even more exciting is the fact that I am going to London for the wedding!

No, I have not YET been officially invited to the actual ceremony but since this will be my first trip to England and I reside in a former British colony I am certain that the hospitality will be over-whelming.

First, a little about myself.  I am a middle-aged full-time working mother of 4 and married to the same man for over 25 years (shame on you Prince Charles!).  I was the only girl in my family with 3 brothers and now I have 4 sons.  So I was raised a Princess and live like a Queen!  Actually it's not quite that fairy-taleish but regardless, I am a hopeless romantic at heart and having been surrounded by male hormones most of my life I have not had many opportunities to unleash my real "girliness".  And, although this wedding comes at a later time for romaticism in my life I was too busy pursuing my own husband-to-be at the time of Lady Di's wedding.  However, I can remember being glued to the "telly" (working on my English slang - help is appreciated) at a very early hour to watch all the pomp and circumstance. 

I consider myself fairly normal in most respects, perhaps a little more fun-loving than most (albeit without the benefit of drugs or alcohol) and try to savor life without sacrificing the needs of others.  As my 17 year old son will tell you, I am not superb with all technology but think the fact that I am creating my own blog as I begin my Royal journey is a testament to my ability to continue to learn and grow well into my later years (my goodness, the Queen even has a Facebook page).  I even have created a count-down clock that should appear somewhere on this blog; I hope I can find it and you can too.

So the journey to jolly old England begins!  Please join me on the way and any guidance you can provide as I navigate my way will be appreciated. 

Cheerio to next time!